Thursday, March 17, 2016

I'd Like a Better Class of Spam Please

About once or twice a week I go through my email spam folder.  I've had the same email address since the 90's and based on it's age alone, I get a lot of spam.  Asian women online, MILFs, Help for my impotence, and oil change coupons.  

I'm okay with all of those, but I'm really starting to get pissed off that the "you've won money" emails all are linked to Walmart -- like I only deserve the shittiest of spams.  Can't I get, "Nordstrom's just sent you $1,000 shopping spree" or "Neiman Marcus has reserved a diamond necklace in your name"?  

Just a little more class in my spam folder.  It's all I ask.

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